Right now I belong to the wonderful organization called The Children's Action Network. The first thing we did was immunize 200,000 children across the country against childhood diseases.

I don't understand what I do, I just know that it's great.

Somebody asked me if I could go back and start again with a different brain, would I. Years ago I thought yes, I would, and now I know I wouldn't. Because whatever challenges I had in school, I guess they forced me to where I am today. So I now see them as an asset.

To have people like my work, even if it's my old work, I can't ask for nothing nicer than that.

As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.

Adam Sandler is truly brilliant. He plays these goofy characters, but he is a brilliant fellow.

The theater of my mind has a seating capacity of just one, and its sold out for all performances.