As a child, I was called stupid and lazy. On the SAT I got 159 out of 800 in math. My parents had no idea that I had a learning disability.

The Queen of England gave me the honor of the Order of the British Empire for working with children.

There is a whole other generation that knows me from "Arrested Development" "Scream" and, of course, "Happy Days."

I truly believe fishing is like a washing machine for your brain

Everyone if so warm, and the children know my from the children's books. Their oldest siblings or young parents know me from "Here Comes the Groom" or "Waterboy."

You see, I don't know how to ride a motorcycle, actually.

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.