The theater of my mind has a seating capacity of just one, and its sold out for all performances.

How you learn has nothing to do with how brilliant you are.

Somebody asked me if I could go back and start again with a different brain, would I. Years ago I thought yes, I would, and now I know I wouldn't. Because whatever challenges I had in school, I guess they forced me to where I am today. So I now see them as an asset.

When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same.

When you love what you do, then you're talking to one of the luckiest guys on the face of the earth.

As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.

Adam Sandler is truly brilliant. He plays these goofy characters, but he is a brilliant fellow.