It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

There's no hidden secrets going on in the Federal Reserve...

I'm not supposed to know anything about foreign policy. Just thought I'd throw that out.

Michele Bachmann... I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.... Tutti-frutti. I know I'm going to get in trouble!

If the tea party is so racist, how come when they have straw polls the black guy keeps winning?

I think 'Hail to the Chief' needs a little bit fresher sound. I might put some gospel beats in 'Hail to the Chief.'

We need a leader, not a reader.