I know I'm going to get in trouble!

Don't blame Wall Street. Don't blame the big banks. If you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself!

I think that taxes would be fair if we first get rid of the tax code.

My motivation for running for Senate was not for the stature of being a senator, but because I wanted to make a difference on issues I feel passionate about.

When they ask me who's the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I'm going to say, you know, I don't know. Do you know? And then I'm going to say how's that going to create one job?

It's not Planned Parenthood. No, it's planned genocide. You can quote me on that.

I've never sexually harassed anyone, and yes, I was falsely accused while I was at the National Restaurant Association.