The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. [...] A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.

When all else fails the liberals call you names or attack your personality.

I think that taxes would be fair if we first get rid of the tax code.

I could eat black walnut all the time, it's not a flavor of the week!

Just look inside and you will find just what you can do.

My approach to cutting spending as president, is to do a ten percent across the board cut of all federal agencies, and then ask each of my new agency heads to find another ten percent by drilling down. That's what you do in business to come up with approximately 20 percent cuts for the first fiscal year budget.

People who oppose Obama are said to be racists - so I guess I'm a racist.