This is an excellent martini — sort of tastes like it isn't there at all, just a cold cloud.
The Talmud: Heart's Blood of the Jewish Faith.
Some people think that all the equipment you need to discuss religion is a mouth.
The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you're not an idiot, but find yourself in the Navy, you can only operate well by pretending to be one.
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge.