The Talmud is to this day the circulating heart's blood of the Jewish religion. Whatever laws, customs or ceremonies we observe-whether we are orthodox, conservative, reform or merely spasmodic sentimentalists-we follow the Talmud. It is our common Law.

Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.

This is an excellent martini — sort of tastes like it isn't there at all, just a cold cloud.

Peace, if it ever exists, will not be based on the fear of war, but on the love of peace. It will not be the abstaining from an act, but the coming of a state of mind.

I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge.

A leader can't dash ahead around the bend out of sight.

Some people think that all the equipment you need to discuss religion is a mouth.