To call him a dog hardly seems to do him justice, though inasmuch as he had four legs, a tail, and barked, I admit he was, to all outward appearances. But to those who knew him well, he was a perfect gentleman.

Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.

There are far too many men in politics and not enough elsewhere.

My worst fault is my belief that if you put bills unopened behind a picture frame, there is no need to pay them.

She never sets foot out of her apartment or her past.

One of the nicest things about living in America is the fact that sooner or later you are practically bound to get an award of some sort or other.

Love is a worn-out word. People love their cat, they love their house. I've never been in love with anyone but myself.