Only Puritans think of the Devil as the most fascinating figure in the universe.
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
God, as some cynic has said, is always on the side which has the best football coach.
A cat is nobody's fool.
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
The great threat to the young and pure in heart is not what they read but what they don't read.