An institute run with such knavish imbecility that if it were not the work of God it would not last a fortnight.

Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine, There’s always laughter and good red wine. At least I’ve always found it so. Benedicamus Domino!

Is there no Latin word for Tea? Upon my soul, if I had known that I would have let the vulgar stuff alone.

If antiquity be the only test of nobility, then cheese is a very noble thing ... The lineage of cheese is demonstrably beyond all record.

We wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.

If we do not restore the Institution of Property we cannot escape restoring the Institution of Slavery; there is no third course.

In the form of security and sufficiency for the men who labor to the profit of others, and in the form of registering and controlling them in the form of an organized public supervision of their labor, slavery is already afoot. When slavery shall succeed it will succeed through the acquiescence of those who will be enslaved, for they will prefer sufficiency and security with enslavement, to freedom, responsibility, insecurity and the threat of insufficiency.