An institute run with such knavish imbecility that if it were not the work of God it would not last a fortnight.

If antiquity be the only test of nobility, then cheese is a very noble thing ... The lineage of cheese is demonstrably beyond all record.

If we do not restore the Institution of Property we cannot escape restoring the Institution of Slavery; there is no third course.

Every major question in history is a religious question. It has more effect in molding life than nationalism or a common language.

We cannot make owners by merely giving men something to own. And, I repeat, whether there be sufficient desire for property left upon which we can work, only experience can decide.

Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine, There’s always laughter and good red wine. At least I’ve always found it so. Benedicamus Domino!

And the men that were boys when I was a boy Shall sit and drink with me.