Some of these things are true and some of them lies. But they are all good stories.
By the tits of Holy Agnes
Watching live actors onstage, in something that changes night by night, real people picking up cues from each other, it concentrates you on the process rather than the result.
Fear of commitment lies behind the fear of writing.
I only became a novelist because I thought I had missed my chance to become a historian.
I believe this was [Margaret Thatcher] estimate of the voter: "These people are so stupid that they will vote for me because they think I know how to run the household."