I know Mother named me after a railroad man, but it's too late now, I'm afraid. Much, much too late.

I don't think I'll ever be president of anything.

I'm singing the music publisher's theme song - it ain't a commercial.

Slow motion gets you there faster.

Never play anything that don't sound right. You might not make any money, but at least you won't get hostile with yourself.

The trouble with doing nothing is that you can never take any time off.

Ragtime was my lullaby.