Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.

Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?

Education begins by teaching children to read and ends by making most of them hate reading.

Be contented, when you have got all you want.

Those who seek happiness miss it, and those who discuss it, lack it.

Beware of your habits. The better they are the more surely they will be your undoing.

Forgive everybody but yourself.