You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.

Have patience, heart.

Hateful to me as are the gates of hell, Is he who, hiding one thing in his heart, Utters another.

Each man delights in the work that suits him best.

Wine gives strength to weary men.

I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos.