You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!

We men are wretched things.

In youth and beauty, wisdom is but rare!

Without a sign, his sword the brave man draws, and asks no omen, but his country's cause.

'T is fortune gives us birth, But Jove alone endues the soul with worth.

I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family.