You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!

Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.

Few sons are like their fathers - many are worse, few better.

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

The skin of the coward changes color all the time, he can't get a grip on himself, he can't sit still, he squats and rocks, shifting his weight from foot to foot, his heart racing, pounding inside the fellow's ribs, his teeth chattering. He dreads some grisly death. But the skin of a brave soldier never blanches. He's all control. Tense but no great fear.

Young men's minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.