You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!

What greater glory attends a man than what he wins with his racing feet and his striving hands?

Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.

I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

Who ne'er knew salt, or heard the billows roar.

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.