To be loved, you have to be nice to people, everyday. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat!

I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

We cannot all hope to combine the pleasing qualities of good looks, brains, and eloquence.

Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.

For I am yearning to visit the limits of the all-nurturing Earth, and Oceans, from whom the gods are sprung.

All deaths are hateful to miserable mortals, but the most pitiable death of all is to starve.

Proud is the spirit of Zeus-fostered kings - their honor comes from Zeus, and Zeus, god of council, loves them.