To be loved, you have to be nice to people, everyday. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat!

Close to the Gates a spacious Garden lies, From the Storms defended and inclement Skies; Four Acres was the allotted Space of Ground, Fenc'd with a green Enclosure all around. Tall thriving Trees confessed the fruitful Mold: The reddening Apple ripens here to Gold, Here the blue Fig with luscious Juice overflows, With deeper Red the full Pomegranate glows, The Branch here bends beneath the weighty Pear, And verdant Olives flourish round the Year.

I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood.

Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift.

For afterwards a man finds pleasure in his pains, when he has suffered long and wandered long. So I will tell you what you ask and seek to know.

The force of union conquers all.

Nor can one word be chang'd but for a worse.