Many shining actions owe their success to chance, though the general or statesman receive the applause.
Boy, everyone is stupid except me.
I'm a people person...who drinks.
The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.
The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.