Union Rule 26: Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor.

Let me not then die ingloriously and without a struggle, but let me first do some great thing that shall be told among men hereafter.

True friends appear less moved than counterfeit.

The generation of mankind is like the generation of leaves. The wind scatters the leaves on the ground, but the living tree burgeons with leaves again in the spring.

For afterwards a man finds pleasure in his pains, when he has suffered long and wandered long. So I will tell you what you ask and seek to know.

Singing is the lowest form of communication.

Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.