It's disgraceful how these humans blame the gods. They say their tribulations come from us, when they themselves, through their own foolishness, bring hardships which are not decreed by Fate.

Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'

My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.

From his tongue flowed speech sweeter than honey.

There is a strength in the even of very sorry men

Over the wine-dark sea.

Sing, O muse, of the rage of Achilles, son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans.