The generation of mankind is like the generation of leaves. The wind scatters the leaves on the ground, but the living tree burgeons with leaves again in the spring.

If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.

I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl.

I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?

If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.

And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.

My life is more to me than all the wealth of Ilius