Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile

Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.

There is satiety in all things, in sleep, and love-making, in the loveliness of singing and the innocent dance.

My life is more to me than all the wealth of Ilius

The best things beyond their measure cloy.

Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.

some things you will think of yourself,...some things God will put into your mind