Young men's minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.

When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!

A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

Miserable mortals who like leaves at one moment flame with life eating the produce of the land and at another moment weakly perish.

I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos.

What greater glory attends a man than what he wins with his racing feet and his striving hands?

For they imagined as they wished--that it was a wild shot,/ an unintended killing--fools, not to comprehend/ they were already in the grip of death./ But glaring under his brows Odysseus answered: 'You yellow dogs, you thought I'd never make it/ home from the land of Troy. You took my house to plunder,/ twisted my maids to serve your beds. You dared/ bid for my wife while I was still alive./ Contempt was all you had for the gods who rule wide heaven,/ contempt for what men say of you hereafter./ Your last hour has come. You die in blood.