Heaven hears and pities hapless men like me, For sacred ev'n to gods is misery.

Urge him with truth to frame his fair replies And sure he will for Wisdom never lies.

Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.

I've finally tapped into that spirit of self-destruction that makes rock-n-roll the king of music!

The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.

Let him submit to me! Only the god of death is so relentless, Death submits to no one—so mortals hate him most of all the gods. Let him bow down to me! I am the greater king, I am the elder-born, I claim—the greater man.

A decent boldness ever meets with friends.