Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'
A gun is not a weapon! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator.
I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!
There is no greater glory that can befall a man that what he achieves with the speed of his feet or the strength of his hands.
I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T.
By mutual confidence and mutual aid - great deeds are done, and great discoveries made