There is nothing alive more agonized than man / of all that breathe and crawl across the earth.

To be loved, you have to be nice to people, everyday. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat!

Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing and dancing sooner than of war.

The internet wasn't created for mockery, it was supposed to help researchers at different universities share data sets. It was!

Restrain yourself... and gloat in silence. I'll have no jubilation here. It is an impious thing to exult over the slain.

Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact.

A generous heart repairs a slanderous tongue.