There is nothing alive more agonized than man / of all that breathe and crawl across the earth.

What greater glory attends a man than what he wins with his racing feet and his striving hands?

Life and death are balanced as it were on the edge of a razor

Even when someone battles hard, there is an equal portion for one who lingers behind, and in the same honor are held both the coward and the brave man; the idle man and he who has done much meet death alike.

One omen is best, to fight in defense of one's country.

Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.

Union Rule 26: Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor.