Pine needle sorbet? Pine needle sorbet?! My kids do NOT eat sorbet. They eat sherbet, and they pronounce it sherbert, and they wish it was ice cream!

There is no greater glory that can befall a man that what he achieves with the speed of his feet or the strength of his hands.

Earth sounds my wisdom, and high heaven my fame.

Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.

Two urns on Jove's high throne have ever stood, the source of evil one, and one of good; from thence the cup of mortal man he fills, blessings to these, to those distributes ills; to most he mingles both.

Of all creatures that breathe and move upon the earth, nothing is bred that is weaker than man.

He knew how to say many false things that were like true sayings.