If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
The Simpsons are going to Delaware!
The ugliest man was he who came to Troy; with squinting eyes and one distorted foot.
You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
Who ne'er knew salt, or heard the billows roar.
Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'