I too shall lie in the dust when I am dead, but now let me win noble renown.
[But] age, the common enemy of mankind, has laid his hand upon you; would that it had fallen upon some other, and that you were still young.
He knew how to say many false things that were like true sayings.
A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.
Hunger is insolent, and will be fed.
We men are wretched things.