Whenever a man is tired, wine is a great restorer of strength.
Restrain yourself... and gloat in silence. I'll have no jubilation here. It is an impious thing to exult over the slain.
It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.
I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T.
How delicate her feet who shuns the ground, Stepping a-tiptoe on the heads of men.
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