If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you this gift.

It is wrong to sorrow without ceasing.

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The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.

To be loved, you have to be nice to people, everyday. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat!

Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing and dancing sooner than of war.

Zeus most glorious and most great, Thundercloud, throned in the heavens! Let not the sun go down and the darkness come, until I cast down headlong the citadel of Priam in flames, and burn his gates with blazing fire, and tear to rags the shirt upon Hectors breast! May many of his men fall about him prone in the dust and bite the earth!