Do you know what is the hardest thing in life? To make a choice.

Courtesy is only a thin veneer on the general selfishness.

Whereas scoundrels become reconciled after knifing one another, lovers break up irrevocably over a mere glance or word.

Pure herring oil is the port wine of English cats

The happier a man, the more apt he is to tremble. In hearts exclusively tender, anxiety and jealousy are in exact proportion to happiness.

But also remember: if you have any genuine feelings, hide them like treasure; never let anyone so much as suspect them, or you're lost. Instead of being the executioner, you'll be the victim. And if you ever fall in love, keep that absolutely secret! Never breathe a word until you're completely sure of the person to whom you open your heart. And to protect that love, even before you feel it, learn to despise the world.

Those sweetly smiling angels with pensive looks, innocent faces, and cash-boxes for hearts.