Men are such dupes by choice, that he who would impose upon others never need be at a loss to find ready victims.

He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things.

To be happy, a man must love his wife as she chooses to be loved.

Several sorts of memory exist in us; body and mind each possesses one peculiar to itself. Nostalgia, for instance, is a malady of the physical memory.

Thought is a key to all treasures; the miser's gains are ours without his cares. Thus I have soared above this world, where my enjoyments have been intellectual joys.

An ounce of courage will go farther with women than a pound of timidity.

Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: routine.