We are scarcely apt to berate the source of enjoyment.

A knowledge of mankind and of things that surround us gives us that second education which proves far move valuable than our first because it alone turns out a truly accomplished man.

Hope is a memory that desires, the memory is a memory that has enjoyed.

A year at the breast is quite enough; children who are suckled longer are said to grow stupid, and I am all for popular sayings.

A husband and wife who have separate bedrooms have either drifted apart or found happiness.

He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things.

Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.