Marriage is a fight to the death. Before contracting it, the two parties concerned implore the benediction of Heaven because to promise to love each other forever is the rashest of enterprises.

Journalism is a giant catapult set in motion by pigmy hatreds.

In diving to the bottom of pleasure we bring up more gravel than pearls.

He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things.

Reading brings us unknown friends

It is a singular fact that most men of action incline to the theory of fatalism, while the greater part of men of thought believe in providence.

Life in clubs is no paltry sign of the times we live in. Here gentlemen gamble with others whom they would not dream of inviting to their homes.