He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things.
Honore de BalzacA Creole woman is like a child, she wants to possess everything immediately; like a child, she would set fire to a house in order to fry an egg. In her languor, she thinks of nothing; when passionately aroused, she thinks of any act possible or impossible.
Honore de Balzac