The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
The more you judge, the less you love.
Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring.
We cannot confront solitude without moral resources.
A man's own vanity is a swindler that never lacks for a dupe.
Foppery, being the chronic condition of women, is not so much noticed as it is when it breaks out on the person of the male bird.