When people will not weed their own minds, they are apt to be overrun by nettles.
Oh, we are ridiculous animals; and if the angels have any fun in them, how we must divert them!
By deafness one gains in one respect more than one loses; one misses more nonsense than sense.
Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
Had I children, my utmost endeavors would be to make them musicians.
Poetry is a beautiful way of spoiling prose, and the laborious art of exchanging plain sense for harmony.