What I usually do is tell funny stories from the road, many of which are, of course, unprintable. But I don't actually have a joke. I don't tell jokes much. I tell little stories.
Howard DeanNo doctor is going to do an abortion on a live fetus. That doesn't happen. Doctors don't do that. If they do, they'll get their license pulled, as well they should.
Howard DeanWhat I want to know is why in the world the Democratic party leadership is supporting the president's unilateral attack on Iraq?
Howard Dean