I am determined to elect a president of our choosing this year and one who will be deeply indebted, and who will recognize his indebtedness. Since I am willing to go beyond all limitations on this, I think we should be able to select a candidate and a party who knows the facts of political life....If we select Nixon, then he, I know for sure knows the facts of life.

Wash four distinct and separate times, using lots of lather each time from individual bars of soap.

Every man has his price, or a guy like me couldn't exist.

Never make a decision. Let someone else make it and then if it turns out to be the wrong one, you can disclaim it, and if it is the right one you can abide by it.

Money can't buy happiness.

Do the impossible, because almost everyone has told me my ideas are merely fantasies.

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire.