The perfect bacon sandwich is on white bread, very soft and very thick. Sourdough with a good crust. The bacon is half way to being crispy - and there's lots of it - and enough brown sauce to trickle down your arm. You've not really enjoyed a bacon sandwich unless 10 minutes later you're still licking your wrists.
Howard JacobsonThe girls pick snouts from the pack as though they're chocolates and it matters which they select.
Howard JacobsonA novelist should make you realize nothing is stable. If you don't believe anything with robustness, you're doing something more radical than anything else.
Howard JacobsonHow do you explain to somebody who doesn't understand that you don't build a library to read. A library is a resource. Something you go to, for reference, as and when. But also something you simply look at, because it gives you succour, answers to some idea of who you are or, more to the point, who you would like to be, who you will be once you own every book you need to own.
Howard Jacobson