I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

[T]eaching has been for me an education (Lord knows what it has been for my students).

Language is remarkable, except under the extreme constraints of mathematics and logic, it never can talk only about what it's supposed to talk about but is always spreading around.

The spirit world doesn't admit to communicating with me, so it's fairly even.

I do insist on making what I hope is sense so there's always a coherent narrative or argument that the reader can follow.

We think about sex obsessively except during the act, when our minds tend to wander.

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.