The nice thing about the Bible is it doesn't give you too many facts. Two an a half lines and it tells you the whole story and that leaves you a great deal of freedom to elaborate on how it might have happened.

We think about sex obsessively except during the act, when our minds tend to wander.

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.

Once in awhile you have a thought, and you rhyme it.

A lot happens by accident in poetry.

When modern writers gave up telling stories, they gave up the greatest thing we had.

Why are stamps adorned with kings and presidents? That we may lick their hinder parts and thump their heads.