As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me. -Captain Tagon

Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something.

If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate.

The size of the promised paycheck is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it.

Right now I've got just two rules to live by. Rule one: don't taunt elephants. Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants. -Sergeant Schlock

As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me. -Captain Tagon