Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?

Anyone who doesn't think the welfare-industrial complex is trying to increase dependency isn't paying attention.

The higher someone's profile, the easier it is for a defendant to trade him up to the feds. Mr. Big is always a better catch than Mr. Small.

I think among the retired FBI agents there are some who would not like to see him come back, but I think the people running the FBI now are interested in catching him.

Which of the following two groups contains the most former grand dragons of the Ku Klux Klan - the first 59 Tea Party people you run into this morning, or the U.S. Senate Democratic caucus?

In the end, that's what it comes down to with Mitt Romney. He's running as the non-Barack Obama.

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.