Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?

Nobody has ever denied that when it comes to his trade - gigolo - John Forbes Kerry is one of the all-time greats. He's in the Gigolo Hall of Fame. See, a really good gigolo might snag one heiress in a lifetime with a nine-figure trust fund. Kerry has married two. When it comes to gigolos, he's Steve Jobs.

Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?

Anyone who doesn't think the welfare-industrial complex is trying to increase dependency isn't paying attention.

I think among the retired FBI agents there are some who would not like to see him come back, but I think the people running the FBI now are interested in catching him.

The higher someone's profile, the easier it is for a defendant to trade him up to the feds. Mr. Big is always a better catch than Mr. Small.

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.