As much as the Democrats try to change the subject, this election will be about Barack Obama, period. Mitt's speech last night hit all the right notes, but this fight is not about him. He's just the vessel. Now the question is, does this guy at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. who thinks the private sector is doing fine get another four years?

Michelle Obama - they don't call her Mooch-elle for nothing.

As an American citizen, I'm not asking for any special treatment - the only thing I ask and want is to be treated just like an Illegal Alien.

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

In the end, that's what it comes down to with Mitt Romney. He's running as the non-Barack Obama.

Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?

You know, back in the 1950s and '60s, when J. Edgar Hoover was making the FBI the respected organization it used to be, oftentimes they would find a fugitive and basically have his house surrounded, and then put out a press release saying he was on the top 10 most wanted list. And 10 minutes later, he'd be arrested.