Oklahoma is the cultural center of the universe.

Work your fingers to the bone and what do you get? Boney fingers.

You know I've smoked a lot of grassO' Lord, I've popped a lot of pillsBut I never touched nothin'That my spirit could kill.

Well, I never been to SpainBut I kinda like the musicSay the ladies are insane thereAnd they sure know how to use itThey don't abuse it, never gonna lose itI can't refuse it.

If there is any truth to reincarnation, this must be my first trip through, 'cause I don't recognize anything.

And I don't give a damn about a greenback dollarSpend it fast as I can for a wailin' song and a good guitarThe only things that I understand, oh yeah.

Oklahoma is the cultural center of the universe.