I was in a vintage pub rock band called Clover in the 1970s.
My first kiss can be summed up in one word - unsuccessful.
Sometimes bad is bad.
I want a new drug, one that won't make me sick. One that won't make me crash my car, or make my head three feet thick.
I may be the most recognizable name in the cast, but I can guarantee that I am not the most talented.
I don't tap dance, and I don't think you can learn to tap dance in three weeks at my ripe old age.