You are giving a little man a biscuit to eat, and you put a barrel of flour more taxes on top of his head to carry.

In a political fight, when you've got nothing in favour of your side, start a row in the opposition camp.

How many men ever went to a barbecue and would let one man take off the table what's intended for 9/10th of the people to eat? The only way you'll ever be able to feed the balance of the people is to make that man come back and bring back some of that grub that he ain't got no business with!

It ain't enough to get the breaks. You gotta know how to use 'em.

I wonder why he shot me.

The Bible's the greatest book ever written. But I sure don't need anybody I can buy for six bits and a chew of tobacco to explain it to me.

You will find that you cannot do without politicians. They are a necessary evil in this day and time. You may not like getting money from one source and spending it for another. But the thing for the school people to do is that if the politicians are going to steal, make them steal for the schools.