To say, my fate is not tied to your fate, is like saying your end of the boat is sinking.

We are a one party country. Half of them call themselves Democrats and the other half call themselves Republicans. All the good ideas come from the Libertarians.

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.

The price of freedom is responsibility, but it's a bargain, because freedom is priceless.

Television is the medium of the 20th century.

I've always thought that the stereotype of the dirty old man is really the creation of a dirty young man who wants the field to himself.

I have no ego investment in being on the air. I don't knock others for whom that kind of attention is like oxygen, but I don't miss anything about it.