Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish.

We put this 15-year old girl on the cover of a fashion magazine, and tell everyone she is the epitome of sexual perfection, but we jail anyone who touches her for another three years.

People will survive, and they will find happiness. Happiness only comes when you're not looking for it.

To tell you the truth, the older I get, the less I know. I keep meeting people, both older and younger, who seem to have accrued so much more knowledge or expertise or certainty about who they are and the jobs they do. I just marvel at it.

As a real person, he wouldn't last a minute, would he? But drama is about imperfection. And we've moved away from the aspirational hero. We got tired of it, it was dull. If I was House's friend, I would hate it. How he so resolutely refuses to be happy or take the kind-hearted road. But we don't always like morally good people, do we?

Driving a motorcycle is like flying. All your senses are alive.

She turned towards me and narrowed her eyes...narrowed them horizontally, not vertically.