I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Most people who deal in words don't have much faith in them and I am no exception.

Ah, lives there a man with soul so dead, who never to himself hath said As he hunched and rolled in his comfortable bed: To hell with the rent . . . I'll drink instead!

Whatever he might have denied me was unimportant; it was the fact that he could deny me anything at all, even what I didn't want

Hit him again, Jack! He's crazy!

All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name. Remembered line from a long- forgotten poem

Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race.