I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

All political power comes from the barrel of either guns, pussy, or opium pipes, and people seem to like it that way.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!

Everyone crashes Some get back on Some don't Some can't.

Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

Turn the goddam music up! My heart feels like an alligator!