I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

I am a generous man, by nature, and far more trusting than I should be. Indeed. The real world is risky territory for people with generosity of spirit. Beware.

Stay naked as much as possible, but do not impose your orgiastic will on others. Don't have sex in the lobby - it's usually awkward.

Liberalism itself has failed, and for a pretty good reason. It has been too often compromised by the people who represented it.

If Sunday is the Lord's day, then Saturday belongs to the Devil. It is the only night of the week when he gives out Free passes to the Late show at the Too Much Fun Club.

Not a wasted word. This has been a main point to my literary thinking all my life.

Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong drink. We were, after all, the cream of the national sporting press.